Friday, August 17, 2007
there was a married man who kept an italian mistress without his wife's knowledge. To everyone including the wife, the man is a good husband who cares abt the family so the man did a pretty good job in covering up his affair to maintain his reputation. One day, the italian woman told the man tt she's pregnant and wanted the man to be responsible for it. The man thought hard for a plan tt could on 1 hand, provide for the woman and child and on the other hand, make sure tt he do not divulge his affair in any way.
Man: ok, i will be responsible for the child provided u go back to italy to give birth and promise not to bring the child back. i will send u money every month after the child is born.
Italian woman: But how am i suppose to inform u abt the child's birth if i cant contact u?
Man scatch his head for a while and said: u can send me a postcard and at e back of it, write spaghetti. i will know tt u have given birth once i see tt postcard.
and the woman left for italy soon after tt.
abt 9 mths later, the man was informed by his wife tt there is a postcard with a strange message for him sent from italy. The man knew it muz have been from the italian woman and got down to reading the msg at e back of the postcard. It reads:
spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti
3 with meatballs, 2 without
send more sauce!
this is a joke i heard from yes933fm. i tink its quite humourous. i told yx, hl and ps abt it today but dint get much laughter from them. maybe im a lousy joke-teller. haha. e DJ make it sounds so funny tho.
i dint really get e joke when i 1st hear it. lol. im a bit slow. haha. so for pple like me, the mistress actually means tt she has given birth to 5 children. 3 are boys and 2 are girls. send more money to her. :)
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2:30 PM
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